2 Paws
Seen recently at Aksarben Cinema
Preposterous plot, predictable dialogue, funky soundtrack. Mountaintop Jesus, slum huts, sweaty populace. Beautiful cars, unsafe driving, spectacular crashes. Big guns, big guns, big guns. Bald heads, bulging biceps, tight T-shirts. Feminine objects, long legs, white teeth. Endearing cast, family values, goodness prevails.
I must confess it was fun to watch in a pre-summer blockbuster sort of way. It left me with one question, though: could it have been any louder?
Bonus Bones: 0
Not a hound to be found, which is probably a good thing, considering all those bullets flying around.
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